The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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