i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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