doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Randomize
