we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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