she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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