when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
