whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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