only you would photoshop your dick
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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