How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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