We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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