I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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