This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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