You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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