Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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