I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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