Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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