i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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