I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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