Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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