Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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