We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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