I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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