please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
