We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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