I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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