everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we're making bets on your personal life
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
That was an excessively violent trivia night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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