She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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