You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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