i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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