I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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