which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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