toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
