real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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