left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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