he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
