my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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