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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.

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Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....

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(907): View more from Alaska

I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess

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(206): View more from Washington

In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone

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(646): View more from New York

How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog

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(406): View more from Montana

just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution

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(619): View more from California

I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.

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(905): View more from Ontario

My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"

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