i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
