So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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