Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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