I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
