I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When did angry sex become our thing?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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