i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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