Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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