never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize