So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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