I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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