I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
