He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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