Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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