Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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