Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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