i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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